Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem
Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems
Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved
Q: What’s faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.
Q: Why don’t black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive
Q: What are three things you can’t give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: “What did you do at recess?”
Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.”
She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, “I played with Sarah in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “Good. If you write ‘box’ correctly on the blackboard, I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie.”
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, “I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me.”
Teacher says, “Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write ‘blatant racial discrimination’ I’ll give you a cookie.”
A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, “you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put’s the little black boy and his bike in the back and get’s back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can’t find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, “We forgot to check the back.” So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says “Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don’t ever come back.” So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says “what the hell did you see back there?” the other says, “That guy was carring a truck load of black babys and one had already hatched and stolen a bike”.
i didz my ghetto exercises today. then i went home and told my wife “bitch u special” then proceded to beat her then i went out dealin and came home and beat my wife some more.