December 2010
4 posts
one liners
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: What do they do with blacks after they die? A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.
Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? A: Jail break
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A:...
sandbox humor
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.” Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.” She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess....
stolen bike
A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, “you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he...
exercizes
i didz my ghetto exercises today. then i went home and told my wife “bitch u special” then proceded to beat her then i went out dealin and came home and beat my wife some more.
